Category Archives: Life

Stuff that happens to me.

Animal Encounters

Each person in my family is famous (among ourselves) for some characteristic that sets them apart from the rest of us. For instance, Hannah is famous for being able to oversleep her alarm, sometimes by several hours. Tom is famous … Continue reading

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Ruminations on Super 8

I went to the dentist today. To be more exact, I went to the hygienist today, and the dentist stopped by for a quick visit. I’ve only had two cavities in my lifetime, so maybe I’m naive, but I’d rather … Continue reading

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I wanna be a hockey player

That seems like an odd desire, after watching the deconstruction of the Canucks last night.  (For those living on the other side of the moon, the Canuckleheads got their butts kicked 8-1 in the biggest display of testosterone-gone-wild that I’ve … Continue reading

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I’m back!

Sorry to be gone so long, but I’ve got an excuse.  It’s a good one.  Really! Every spring term, I teach a university course on communication in statistics.  Well, “every” might be a little strong.  I co-taught the class in … Continue reading

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Clarification

I want to perfectly clear: I was not trying to imply that my beautiful daughter in any way looks anything like Gollum.  Here is the picture of Jules. Here is a picture of Gollum: Any resemblance is purely coincidental. For … Continue reading

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I wanna be a 1950’s mom

Truthfully, I don’t know what it was like to be a 1950’s mom.  My own mom was in high school then, so she’d have an idea.  But I don’t want to ask her.  It might burst my little fantasy of … Continue reading

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I wanna be CEO of Universal Studios

Sorry to be quiet for so long.  We took our annual vacation to visit grandparents in Florida and I elected to use the computer as little as possible to rest my beleaguered hands/arms.  Hence, no blogging. In case you’re wondering, … Continue reading

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I wanna be Santa Claus . . .

. . . because he’s jolly, well-liked, everyone EXPECTS him to be fat, and he only works one day of the year. Need I say anything more?? Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Marie

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I wanna be five years old. . .

. . . so that I can believe in Santa. Do you remember being five years old?  I do, a little.  In particular, I remember that there is no better time to be five than on Christmas.  Well, except maybe … Continue reading

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I wanna be two-handed

(FYI: In case you access my blog via rss feed or subscription, I’ve changed my settings so you just get a summary in the feed/e-mail. Click on the link to go to my blog site and read the whole post.) … Continue reading

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